the good old days
Fuck I remember having to take the horse to the town stables and having to milk a cow just to get milk for my cereal. Pain in the ass days
I remember getting married when I was 13, having my first child at 14, and dying from the common cold at 15.
omg i remember all those fun saturday afternoons i had picking berries and hanging non-christians. those were the days, man
I remember when half my cousins died from smallpox. Hah, good riddance, they were such assholes.
man oh man
Life was so cool before sewers became mainstream
The cholera I got from the crap on the street taught me to be TOUGH
YOU ARE NOT A TRUE 1690’s KID IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1695-1699