tarotblades:

burn-your-flesh:

vaginalsalsa:

lasrbeam:

the good old days

Fuck I remember having to take the horse to the town stables and having to milk a cow just to get milk for my cereal. Pain in the ass days

I remember getting married when I was 13, having my first child at 14, and dying from the common cold at 15.

omg i remember all those fun saturday afternoons i had picking berries and hanging non-christians.  those were the days, man

I remember when half my cousins died from smallpox. Hah, good riddance, they were such assholes.

man oh man

Life was so cool before sewers became mainstream

The cholera I got from the crap on the street taught me to be TOUGH

YOU ARE NOT A TRUE 1690’s KID IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1695-1699

What?