ok so i know i have a sick, ridiculous obsession with Karl Lagerfeld but so does Kanye!  this was probably the proudest moment of his life.   that bitch!

things i’d rather be doing right now.

eating, crying, sleeping in my son’s comfy-ass bed, smoking, drinking mr. cape cod…hmmmm what else?  lying either face down or face-up in a prone position…not planking, just lying and taking in all i’ve observed…SLEEPING…eating raw cookie dough or fast-whipped Reese’s bars…reading my new books..writing s’more on my novel…working on my family reunion project, singing, meditating…cleaning… Read More things i’d rather be doing right now.

like…i just dont wanna have to like, think or function in reality right now. i just wanna return to watching Transformers episodes with Lulu, and eating bbqd chips. why’s everybody so uptight about that? ~Porsha Williams, on Mondays~

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Hello, Satan? Yeeeaaaa ima need a MEMO the next time the office a/c goes kapuut down there in HELL, M’kay? ~Porsha Williams, on the weather in Mid-Missouri today~

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